Sci-ants at work , more like it . |
To see how long it takes for a half-chewed piece of candy to disappear off the front step of your house.
Apparatus:
- one piece of Salt Water Taffy of unpopular flavour
- one front step
- one inconsiderate,self-absorbed teenage boy
- ant hill in close proximity
- one curious 8 year old from next door
- one warning sign
- weather
- time
Method:
1. Let teenage boy unwrap and chew salt water taffy.
2. Let teenager exit front door , one minute later and expel/drop/spit taffy from mouth onto front step just outside the front door .
3. After boy has left , rant , rave and curse upon discovery of taffy to release built up steam . Refuse , absolutely , to pick up the taffy . Allow the teenager, through self-motivation , to pick it up himself- having seen the error of his ways , full of remorse . * May be unlikely to occur soon...or...at all.
4. Observe and record until the taffy is gone from the front step.
Observations:
- June 3-hunk of green salt water taffy seen on front step. Careful examination reveal teeth impressions to be that of a 16 year old , male homo sapian . Vented frustration. Refused to intervene and pick up the taffy .
- June 3- Noticed that taffy is softening in day's heat and changing shape . Hunk has now become blob . Saw husband and teenager avoid stepping in taffy on way into house . Taffy still there at sunset.
- June 4-Noticed two dead ants in centre of blob. Appears they climbed onto it early during cool temperatures of morning . Heat softened blob entrapping them in stickiness . Fatal . Avoidance technique used by Husband and teenager again today . Sunset- Taffy Blob still there.
- June 5- Blob has decreased in height but increased in diameter . Approximately, 50 to 60 ants are working to eat away the edges of the blob. A group of 12+ ants slightly larger of same nest( species) are collecting small pieces of sand and decomposed limestone approximately 1 mm in size on the south east side of blob . Evasion techniques from husband and teenager have appeared to have become well established routine . Sunset of third day . Taffy still there .
- June 6 - Showed little boy from next door what was happening on front step . Spent some time observing and discussing ants' activity . Noticed that the ants were stockpiling tiny stones . Husband and teenager no longer having any effect on this experiment . Sunset . Taffy still there .
- June 7- Little boy not scheduled to come until later in day . Noticed that ants have begun to pave the taffy on southeast side . Are they making a climbable wall to access the taffy safely? Sunset. Taffy still there and spreading over larger area .
June 8- The taffy has spread in a new direction . Two rivers have begun to flow from the west side . Warning sign placed to caution of the footfall hazard and to protect integrity of experiment. Appears that all ants are involved in consuming taffy . A few larger specimens are shoring up the wall on the slope into their hole .
- Apparent now that stone wall is an effort to prevent the melting taffy from flooding their home . The beginning of a new stream is breaking through the flood wall on that side . Potential crises but still under control by ant engineers . Will keep vigil .
- 11:00 am- Another stream has burst from the blob on north west side . Should alleviate pressure on southeast dike . Soon will be out of shadows and into full heat of the day . Right now the ants are relaxed in their eating habits and movement . They appear confident that they have averted the flood . They made taffy flow up-slope and over a ridge .Amazing !
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